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December 27, 2007Coming Soon...In a theater near you! August 28, 2007The last month has been really exciting, and busy! Exactly one month ago I started working with a very successful entrepreneur who goes by the name of Bill Farley and his company Zrii! My role with the company is to find motivated, business minded individuals who want to be involved with a new company on track to do 50-60 million in sales its first year in business! Are you interested??July 23, 2007Sucking on a grape All Day Sucker is the luckiest thing that a person could ever do! You should try it…Last week the fireworks at WSU were great! No fires were started; only children played soccer and stepped on our blanket. Games were not played between the others and me until three people came and stole the rice crispy treats that were all connected together which unfortunately equals one nacho! Darkness overcame the surrounding area and a blast of canons pierced our ears and made us smile. Afterward, standing by the trunk of the car for an hour wasn’t too bad except for the overwhelming annoyance of car exhaust filling the air and paralyzing our senses. The next event for the week consisted of the Obon Festival in SLC! 1000 degrees later we sat and watched as the Taiko Drummers entertained us with their dramatic hand gestures and Ninja calls at unforeseen moments in time. Next the dancers dressed in their Yukatas and Kimonos moved into circles with their fans, towels, and sandals. The music sounded as if it was Japanese Disco except lacking the Afro and the platform shoes. The final three dances were audience participation and a nice Japanese girl showed Steve and me how to do the Japanese Moonwalk. Steve left early; I stayed longer! After the Japanese Event a Rodeo was next on the agenda! The Rodeo was good, especially when the clown got ran over by a reindeer! What an idiot! Anyway, It was hot! The water that I was drinking wasn’t allowed inside the gate! I was forced to throw it away! What Jerks they are! So I went inside the gate and water was for sale! 3 dollars a bottle! What Jerks they are! So I bought some water even though my water was just 10 feet away in the garbage can! What Jerks they are! Okay I realize that you now know that they are Jerks! I’ll move on! The Bull riding was the best! Little Billy almost got a horn in his… Anyway, a friend of Cleatis was there and we saw Gimpy the sheep in the rodeo! He stepped on some little kid after 8 seconds! The final event of the week ended with another Japanese Obon Festival at the Ogden Buddhist Temple! The food was really good! I shared a Teriyaki Beef bowl with my niece and later we had Spam Roles (Spam and rice wrapped in seaweed!). We ate grape snow cones and waited until the others showed up! I was glad that they came and so were they! The Drumming started and it was a good demonstration of Taiko! Between the performances the announcer was pretty funny! He told jokes but seemed to not realize that they were jokes! Anyway, the dancing began and like usual all the traditional dress was included! At the end my niece and I got up for audience participation and somehow towards the last two songs managed to convince the little monkey-bunny to participate with us! It was so fun and the monkey-bunny lived happily ever after!! July 4, 2007Hi there…Just got home from Jackson, Wyoming! The trip was awesome! 
Day One: Driving up was interesting in that I had to share the back seat with the biggest cooler I have ever set my eyes on in my life! As time went on it seemed to get closer and closer. My space in the back seat grew smaller and smaller and smaller! I pushed back! Nothing… I pushed again and it bit me with all raging fury! I lost! We arrived in Jackson just four hours later and stopped at Wendy’s for a bite to eat. Aaron met us a few minutes later as he poured all his French-fries on my tray. I threw them back and luckily he ducked. Too bad for that guy sitting right behind him! (Ketchup and greasy fries dripping from his face!) After the Wendy’s episode, we drove up to the campsite which was a few miles up a gravel road passing through the Federal Elk Reserve! We didn’t see any Elk but we did see a bikini! “Did you see that Remy?” an anonymous voice was heard over the walky-talky. Anyway, so we arrived at the campsite and began to set up our tents while swatting away flies. An hour of swatting went by so we decided to go down the Alpine Slide! Aaron did exactly opposite of what the instructor said to do and as a consequence he fell off! Ouch! It was fun. I didn’t crash! Next Bar-J was in store for us so we drove over and stood in the line where the Butt Can was hanging waiting for its next deposit! If you have never been to Bar-J then you have to go! It was great! All I can say is Marf, Marf, Ab, Ab! Then we went back to our campsite and went to bed due to the fact that we had to get up early for rafting the next day! During the night Fluffy (As he will be referred to as from now on!) was sleeping, fluffing, and snoring all night long! Day Two: My back ached from the hard rocky ground! Fluffy got up first then the rest of us ate our continental breakfast that Fluffy and me put together consisting of bananas, apples, bagels, and different kinds of cereal. After breakfast we rode down in Fluff’s Jeep to the Dave Hansen Whitewater Trips place in town and boarded the bus! Our first water excursion was scenic and supposed to be quiet and peaceful but Fluffy decided to bring the water guns! About an hour into the trip water fights were imminent! A few minutes later our raft which was mainly occupied by a bunch of old, unforgiving people were attacked by another raft with 13 crazy water-fanatical, pissed off children in there twenties. The funny part is that we actually started the fight! Well, Fluffy started it! Then the craziest, scariest thing occurred! The old lady with a torn shoulder who should have never been allowed on the raft in the first place belted out a ferocious scream! Stop Splashing Me you *&%#&^$!!!!!!!! Her blood-shot eyes beamed lasers from her tiny wrinkled head and her grey wicked hair stood on end as her arms flailed in the air! We all sat down in shock, with out mouths wide open and tears forming in our eyes. Time stood still! Even the Geese nearby self-imploded and only a feather remained on the wake less water. Finally the other raft drifted away in silence as if wounded from the outburst! From then on the scenic trip was strictly scenic as we avoided another great horrific incident. After the scenic trip in the morning, we had lunch under a bridge then rode the bus down to the next phase of our day! Next was the mind-blowing whitewater trip! As we were separated into our groups the people from the earlier water fight incident were split into two groups! One went on another raft and the other came with us! We were enemies in the morning then friends in the afternoon! We joined forces and concentrated on attacking the other rafts in the area! It was funny because they actually turned on their own friends! They used our water guns as we controlled the raft with our physically powerful rowing capabilities! Fluffy was on left lead with me right behind him! Remy, Julie, Jessica, and Andrea were on the other side rowing and splashing with joy in their eyes like little children receiving their first taste of candy! It was a splendid day! The first set of rapids came up fast and going into them was amazing! Having not rafting for a while I forgot how fun it really is! In the distance we saw a raft carrying a group of boy scouts! We crept up slowly as if we were to pass them on the right side! They looked at us with fear in there eyes for we were the Blue Pearl and captain Fluffy was looking for trouble! Attack! I yelled as we blasted our water guns and splashed their little faces! Hahaha… we laughed as the next raft was in the short distance! Most of the day was similar to our first attack except for one that was extremely unbelievable! It was the small 8-man raft that we were hunting and towards the end of the day we finally approached it and a battle was unlike any battle that has ever happened before! Oars were flying; water was like a ferocious downpour. A kamikaze enemy childlike creature jumped into our raft and began pushing pirates over the edge! Fluffy held on for dear life and I anchored myself to the raft as my ankle was swallowed by sharks and piranha. An oar was lost and the enemy was foiled! We won the battle! The 8-man raft was never seen again! The final two whitewater passes were the best! We didn’t fall out! At the end of the rafting trip a long hike was given courtesy of the rafting company at least that is want they said! Finally, our picture was taken by two hot sexy babes visiting from SLC! A great ending to an exciting day! That night we arrived at our campsite and a note was found on the picnic table. IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO CLEAN UP YOUR FOOD THEN YOU SHOULD VACATE THE PREMISES! We got in trouble again! The old guy running the place decided to inspect our area and unfortunately for us he wasn’t very forgiving! For dinner we had the best Dutch oven cooking made by Julie and Remy! It was so good! Potatoes, chicken, bacon, and cheese, then an apple dessert! We lit a fire and Remy destroyed an anthill! Stories were told, squirrels were chased, and Para gliders were seen gliding in front of the Grand Tetons as the sun set across the valley! Oh, that night a dog attacked Julie’s ankles! Its name was Otis! Day Three: We got up, had French toast, sausage, hash browns and orange juice for breakfast then packed up our stuff! We shot Fluff’s paintball gun! I shot his Jeep! We took pictures of the Grand Tetons then we VACATED THE PREMISES just like the old man wanted us to! On the way home we stopped for fireworks then ate chex mix and drank Gatorade! The drive home was filled with an exchange of funny faces, a giant cooler, and achy backs from the hard rocky ground that all of us shared! -THE END-May 29, 2007This day was a day filled with events of birthday wishes...Chicken Fajitas are great especially when the sound of sizzling and smell of flavorful charcoal enters the room making mouths water and smiles prominent. Two small children colored the menu and dinner table with orange, pink, and purple crayons. Fried ice cream with whip topping and caramel appeared after the activity of singing in two different languages. I'm going to go to Hastings and use my gift certificate in the near future. Also, many messages came my way in the form of text. I replied to most of them with thankfulness. The day was a good day. In other news... A friend of mine has contracted Butt Freeze-itis! The possibility of Butt shattering is most avoidable but the victim should remain seated at all times due to the frozen nature of the Butt Freeze! Cleatis may be the blame for this embarrassing incident! Don't worry! The spread of Butt Freeze-itis is at most minimal! A reminder... Remember to send me your short stories, and quotes for my upcoming additions to this site! May 14, 2007Good Evening...A request has been made and an update is being written. Thanks for the support. Enjoy! Arizona was great... It was warm unlike home, which was rainy and cold. On the drive down a visit to the Grand Canyon took place and it was awesome! I've only been once before but I was too young to remember. If you get a chance you should go! The only unfortunate thing was that there were no squirrels in sight but there were lots of foreign tourist. I took about 100 pictures! From where I was standing my view was filled with amazing sights. Contrasting red, grey, and white rock cliffs were covered with cascading antique pine trees. An old rock tower with Indian paintings decorating it's walls stood on the edge of the canyon rim and a heard of elk walked gracefully on the side of the road just 20 feet away from me. Just try to imagine! So, when we arrived in Phoenix, we ate tacos and they were excellent. Don't you wish you had tacos? Anyway the majority of time was spent with relatives and listening to the updated gossip about the family! Sometimes not very interesting but other times fun. Oh, I went to the best seafood place that I have ever been to (in the U.S.) with one of my friends! It was great! I'm going back when I go down again! All in all it was good to get away, but always good to get back home! In other news... I am so glad summer is almost here! I am ready for hiking and fishing, Frisbee golf and Nate ball, and all the other things that come with summer! What about you? Do you like stories? I am putting together a short story page that includes stories about all sorts of crazy things from the mind of a genius and my friends. If you want to write a story for the page just ask! If you have a request also ask! Don't worry Little Eddie and his friends will still have their own page! Well, thanks for reading and good night! April 3, 2007A month now has past and spring has decided to arrive. Flowering trees are in bloom and an assortment of birds are gliding and diving between the branches. I am glad that the wait for warmth in finally over. Just today I began with a project of landscaping the upper portion of the backyard. Removing old grass and taking out dying trees is on the list of improvements.Also, a vacation is in the near future. I am leaving for Arizona next week for a week and a half. It's time for a much needed reunion with the family. I'll let you know how it went when I return. For those of you who follow Robot Strong, check out the website! There are three new songs posted! Leave us a comment if you like what you hear! March 5, 2007Bonsai trees surround me as I drift off into cyberspace...I'm growing an apricot, avocado, and maple tree in my art room! I wonder if I should turn them into bonsai trees! Wouldn't that be lovely? Yes, I am ready for spring! When a person is planting different things indoors it must mean spring is coming soon! In other news... Does anyone have any Robot Strong Art Contest entries, or is that just old news? Also, why don't you just send me your quotes for my soon to be quotes page! You know you want to! Oh, the Little Eddie Page has more content added!! Check it out! February 27, 2007Finding out that more than one person (you know who you are) checks this page, I thought to myself maybe I should update more often...So here you go - Once upon a time there were 4 Robots that Rocked the World with their magic wands of electricity flowing instruments and percussion invading rhythms. They Rocked the city for many months, and then decided to add to their collection more material that was good! A new upcoming show will be posted as soon as it is appropriate. In other news... A new story can be found on Little Eddie's Page - Introducing Clovis! Also, a quote page is being created! If you have an original quote that you would want to have on this page, send it to my MySpace! I will gladly add it to the list! (Original Quotes Only Please!) Lastly... The February 22nd Update is missing in action! February 22, 2007Where am I...January 22, 2007Pop Rocks are Good! And so are Fruit Snacks! And so are large quantities of Chocolate!Twenty-two days have been reported as missing and the year has been an achievement of non-existence. Ghost Racquet has taken over and skill levels are much like one year earlier. Of course talent memory will eventually catch up and all will be well. Muscle memory is also in the mix and gym activities are going smoothly but eating my weight in pop rocks, fruit snacks, chocolate, and cookies don't help much. Oh, special thanks to Gear 77 for Rocking with the Robot last night! You guys rule! Readers don't worry if you missed the show! There will be more! Just check The Band Website for future details! So, finding a job is next on the list of priorities but early retirement sounds far better... What do you think peoples? December 28, 2006Long Time No Write...Busy as one might imagine to be during the last of months in one year past! December included many things that occupied the times and days with many innovations and accomplishments. Graduating was at the top of the list with much anticipation and excitement. The day was great! It was a special day filled with many white elephants! Now looking for a career is much like picking a major. Resumes are being written and thoughts are rapidly running through my head. The band is accomplishing achievements of entertainment purposes! Three shows were performed in a week and calls are coming in for more information on availability. Recording is taking place and a new song is just about finished! Christmas was great! The reindeer were dancing and Santa ate too many chocolates. I ate too many myself! In fact I am eating chocolate right as your reading this! The New Year is coming and celebrations will take place, but When? With Who? Where? How Many? I'm sure the questions will be answered soon enough! Have you entered the Robot Strong Art Contest? Check out the current entries on the Robot Strong Art Contest Entry Page! November 28, 2006Good Evening...So, I have only one more class then I am done with school forever!! Well, maybe not forever but for a while! Thanksgiving was great! How was yours? That is if only you could answer me... Well, the snow is falling and it is cold! The wind doesn't help and the clouds look cool hovering above and within the peaks of the surrounding mountains! Later! November 16, 2006Monkeys make great friends! The Robot Strong show was awesome tonight! Thanks to all who came out and thanks to Ron at Mojo's for letting us play! Today I was hit in the head many times with a racquetball! It seems that someone had planned the attack with much intentions. Also, I saw a long lost friend that I haven't seen for a year and a half. It was great to catch up on old times.In other news... The Robot Strong Art Contest is going great! So far we have 3 entries and that was only the first day! Be sure to enter... Great Prizes await and it's fun! Check out the Little Eddie Page! A new story has made an appearance! November 15, 2006The Robot Strong Art Contest has officially begun...Check the Official Website for details! So, it snowed yesterday then melted. Does anyone out there like snow? As of today I have only one more month until I graduate! It is hard to do anything now, due to a lack of concentration. People ask me what I am going to do after I graduate and I really can't answer them do to all of my anxiety! I am very excited to graduate but uncertain about the future. I am taking things one step at a time. Just recently I started to work out again. If feels great! November 12, 2006Quotes are made of attention-grabbing sentence structure combining deep analytical thought with three-dimensional models of identifiable consideration value... I have received a few quotes that are sufficient.Robot Strong is having the First Annual Robot Strong Art Contest! If you have any questions refer to the Robot Strong Art Contest page! Also, Robot Strong will be playing at Mojo's Cafe Thursday, November 16th! Come check us out! October 25, 2006The Liquid Joes Show Was Probably The Best Show We Have Ever Done!
Too bad most of you missed it! I realize it was on a Wednesday Night and it was late so just be there next time if you can!
Another stupid research paper has come to my attention and is due next week! It will be interesting to see if staying up until 6 in the morning will become my life schedule! I can't seem to break the habit from the last paper I wrote! If your still wondering about when the Cleatis story will be done, you might have to wait for another week! This research paper will have my complete attention until then! Sorry! October 17, 2006It's been a long time...
The symptoms of Ghost Racquet were apparent today in the struggle to survive the final few competitions during racquetball. One symptom associated with Ghost Racquet that revealed itself was the dreadful condition known as Ghost-itis. The tell-tale signs of this condition consist of a 10 foot radius of lost depth perception. An easy way to recognize this condition is to watch the affected person and notice that they are swinging in random circles like that of catching dragonflies. Also, be prepared, Cleatis is almost ready to reveal a secret! Check the Little Eddie page for future updates. October 5, 2006Finally, I am all ready to graduate! One class to finish, just a couple months more to go! It's interesting how a payment is charged for the graduation application. Don't they think that 10 grand is enough, apparently not!In other news... Robot Strong is playing tomorrow at Mojo's Cafe! Come out and see the band! The show starts at 8 pm! It's going to be awe-inspiring! (Also, if you haven't entered to win a free Robot Strong T-Shirt you better do so!) So, Little Eddie and Cleatis met a new friend today! His name is Ardis! Check back for details... October 3, 2006A class is finally finished, now I can concentrate on other things...
Lets see... (I got nothin!) September 30, 2006The Japanese food was excellent...
Today I had tempura and it was great. Green peppers, eggplant, onion, squash, and shrimp were all extremely satisfying. The dipping sauce was doubled at my request and the empty trays were taken most eagerly by little Japanese children with smiles on their faces. Vegetables surrounded the entrance, and a display of different dishes featuring sushi, salads, sukiyaki, teriyaki, and various deserts were there for the excited onlookers. Unfortunately the one for whom I attended the occasion was not to be seen, anywhere... September 29, 2006Due to the overwhelming requests, "Little Eddie" now has his own page dedicated just to him... Many updates are certain in the near future!
The Greek Festival was awesome! If you missed it tonight, then go tomorrow because it is great and the Pilafi is incredible! Also, remember to act normal and not change just because you are around other people that you act different with. September 28, 2006The Dingo ate your baby...With all the things that could be written about, the Dingo tops the list! Anyway, in the midst of all the "fluffy hats", "bib pants", "hippo's", "Gutter-Boys", "Little Eddie", and "Little Cleatis", there lies a small but insightful truth. They are all located in the Glossary! With that said... How is everyone doing? Did you know that the Greek Festival is this weekend! Did you know that the Japanese Food Bazaar is also this weekend! So many things to do, so many things to see. September 26, 2006Today was a day full of excitement...The hippo's were bouncing and asking the same question, the cars were crashing in front of an elementary school, the professors were yelling at stupid students of stupid classes, the people were laughing at the unforgiving bounce to the eye hole, the neighbors were running away from bees, the dogs were eating sap, forgetting was happening as a question was asked, walls were hitting broke-butt, racquets were swinging at my head, distant cousins spinning, and the whole world was watching.
Wasn't that exciting! Your probably thinking I made all that stuff up but really it is all true! If you need details then just ask... Gutter-Boy was entertaining the thought that he could beat the half dizzy Long-Hair in a game not to be mentioned. The score was 5-5, then 6-6, then 7-7. A tie game was in process with the whole world watching from their most inner thoughts and vivid dreams. 8-8, 9-9, 10-10. As close as a game could get, was this game to be. The serve was mine and all cheered for I was about to break the tie and finish the game forever. Gutter-Boy was silent but anxious and Long-Hair was focused but dizzy. The serve came with an abundance of energy and crashed against the back wall. It was no good. "Fault", Gutter-Boy screamed. Serving again with a little more carefulness and focus, the ball bounced low towards the right then in towards the middle. Returning the serve was almost impossible, but the connection was made and it was my chance to take the lead. Sna...p! Long-Hair was 4 points away from victory. 11-10, 12-10, 13-10. The score was changing for the first time in a way different than what was expected. Two more serves and it all could be over. Gutter-Boy got down on his knees and began to cry... He was not ready for defeat and Long-Hair was not a little girl. The serve was fast yet conservative therefore returned with all mighty furry! This game was not over, Long-Hair lost the serve... TO BE CONTINUED...September 23, 2006Doctor Recomendation - "Please make sure all your friends are using Protective Eye Gear while playing sports such as racquetball."I miss playing racquetball... It's been a full week since my last game... I wonder if I will finally beat "The All Time Racquetball Champion". Probably not... That's okay... One day I will Win! I know I can do it! Yes! Win, I will! My... Precious... (Looking down at the ring in my hand as I gently caress and polish its golden appearance.) Anyway, I'm ready for Halloween! Are you?September 22, 2006Attention: Do to the lack of interest in the Robot Strong "FLUFFY HAT", "fluffy hats" will no longer be available! Sorry for any inconvenience that this may have caused you.
On a lighter note... Have anyone ever woke up at 2:30 in the morning, went up the stairs to the kitchen to get a drink of water (without turning the light on), turned the corner, and STUBBED their PINKY TOE!! Owww!!! That has got to be the worst pain ever... Always remember to turn "ON" the light! September 21, 2006I received my first order for the Robot Strong Bib Pants Shneckle Scarf !That lucky person knows who they are and I am glad to be their provider of Warm Fuzzy Shneckle Scarfs! In other news today, the cold that should have been beaten is still holding position. It's a Strong one but not as Strong as Robot Strong! I'll do my best, I took the test, I'll win the rest!
So, today I heard the strangest story... September 20, 2006Do to all the confusion out there, I wanted to clarify the following...Whipple: When there is no distinction between the waist and the hip. Broot/Breet: Bread foot or bread feet. Muffin Top: Excess belly fat that puffs out. Usually seen on women wearing, low-rise jeans and short shirts. Cankles: When there is no distinction between the calf and the ankle. Doughnut: The fat that lies around a woman's navel. (The belly button makes up the hole!) Wings: The bulge formed around the bra pushing excess fat above and below the fastening strap. Banana Fold: Excess fat below the butt. Chubb: Kneecap fat. Shneckle: When there is no distinction between the neck and the shoulder. These terms are brought to you as a public service announcement! This day of the great sickness is almost over... The absence of breathing through the nose-holes has quite an affect on concentration and pure enjoyment of the daily tasks at hand. With out the ability to breathe normally, one finds himself thinking of what he has taken for granted! The only escape from suffering today was the temporary effect of eating a Jalapeño! September 19, 2006I saw 4 chickens today! They were pecking at the grass like that of wild woodpeckers! Can you believe it is already Tuesday... Bet you didn't see that coming! So, today was one of those days when all that can be imagined, didn't happen! That's okay though! I once forgot to hide the salsa and because of that it appeared missing! Do you realize that this year is almost over? I can't believe it!Story Time... If your a fan of Eddie, check for updates in the near future! September 18, 2006The word of the day...Hippopotamus Comes from two Greek words that mean "river horse". While hippos do live in rivers, they differ from horses in being artiodactyls, mammals with an even number of hoofed toes on each foot. Both species of hippos have barrel-shaped bodies, stocky legs, and smooth, almost hairless skin. Their heads appear outsized and their mouths look unusually broad.
So, the phone line was useless this weekend in the fact that it was dead! No dial tone, no sound! A problem like this deeply saddens individuals who wear BIB PANTS constantly, even though their peers make the most outrageous and shocking comments about the look of their continuous wedgies! Another word of the day... September 15, 2006Brand New Today...The Robot Strong Bib Pants Shneckle Scarf...!! Order them while you still can! Quantities limited!Today was a day of mario cart, millions of tiny droplets of liquid falling from the sky, and chocolate candy pieces filling the throat holes of happy but irresponsible people! I decided that Smiths doesn't have much of a candy selection! If I am wrong then why is it that the candy that I want is always missing or gone! Meanwhile at the ranch, the chickens are yelling at some other chicken... It seems that the other chicken is missing part of her shirt? Don't ask me, I don't know why... Question? Has anyone ever tried yelling at someone while keeping your mouth closed as tight as you could? Try it sometime! The response, is fascinating! September 14, 2006Racquetball was great today, other than getting pushed down to the ground by some girl! It was 14 to Zero and I just wasn't going to give up! A small crowd gathered up on the balcony as the serve was delivered in a wacky kind of manner across the fault line... I jumped in the air to reach the high bounce of the green ball and bumped it with the edge of my racquet. Yelling with excitment as the spinning ball barely hit the far wall about a foot from the floor, amazingly it was returned by the girl, the All Time Racquetball Champion, at a blistering speed to fast for the eye to see... It bounced once then hit the back wall with a mighty roar! I ran to catch up with the ball of fire then... crash... bang... bong... boom, I hit the floor! I was pushed down by the girl! She won... I lost!!!In other news... Robot Strong had it's weekly practice today and Luke broke his Bass Head, Eric dropped his Guitar while he was trying to make me feel uncomfortable, Shawn ate pumpernickle, and I was kicked out of the band again... |
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